I am the lovely, and charming Poly-toed Winnifred, future Queen here at Forever Kittens Cattery.
Don't let my wild look fool you...we are bred to look wild, I have a heart of gold.
I love the children that come to visit here sometimes, I often snuggled up with them while they watch movies and eat popcorn...if I wave at them, they share the popcorn! I find that human children are easily trained to share. If I chirp at humom she sometimes shares. Humom eats these cheesy potato chips that I adore...If she does not share, then I try the wave of my paw. If that does not work, when she turns away I steal the whole bag of chips. Curiously, she seems to catch me during my getaway every time.
I should tell you about the photo above so that you are not frightened of my awesome wild looks...you see, on what humom calls "picture day" here at the cattery, she brings out the most wonderful magic stick....it contains a feather, a toy and it smells like cat nip! Oh JOY! how I DO love picture day! Humom has close me out of the photo room while she takes pictures of the silly kittens. (I hiss at them) I paw anxiously at the door until she is finished so I can have my chance at the magic stick! When the above photo was taken, I was chirping adoringly at the magic stick so that it would drop it's birdie/toy/cat nip thing with in my poly-toed reach! Humom got some pictures of my great capture also! See below..
Sure, sure, Queen Elsa is the one that every one talks about and swoons over ~ because she has been here the longest ~ but she doesn't have poly-toes! I can open Mountain Dew bottles with my poly-toes. "Mwhahahaha"...Humom hates that. I also, open cabinets and turn on the water faucets. I had humom convinced that bathroom was haunted because I kept turning on the sink faucet...that is until she caught me...sneaky humom! I still turn on the faucet, but it's not as much fun now that humom knows it's me. I also play in our water bowl...I splash in it with my big poly-feet and get water everywhere! Then I blame the dogs. I also like to scale the shower curtain and balance upon the curtain rod while the humans shower. They always act surprised when I reach out and play in the shower spray from utop the curtain rod. This just goes to prove that I have mad skills as a cat!
I do love it here at Forever Kittens, but I have one complaint...humom refuses to let me outside without what she calls "supervision" I don't know what this supervision is all about, but I do know that follows me around and spys on everything I do while I am outside. I get no privacy! I climbed a tree the other day and she offered me treats to come back down again. Turns out she is easy to train also...
Anyway, looking forward to having my first litter of kittens sometime here at Forever Kittens Cattery, look for them (and me) in the future!
Signed....the lovely "Winnifred of Forever Kittens.