What gives with that? I don't understand, are the humans the only ones entitled to unhindered water flow from above? Have they found the secret to catching it and they are unwilling to share? Are humans the only ones that are treated to honey, lavender, extract shampoo? I ask, because I am pretty sure my shampoo smells like citrus. I am a cat, have you ever heard of an orange loving cat? Even Mooshie doesn't like Oranges...though I believe he would love a bath in tomato juice.
Heaven forbid I clean my paws off in the fresh water bowl that humom sets down. I hear "Winni ~ stop splashing water all over the floor and making the water dirty with your paws!" Am I supposed to walk around with dirty paws then? That's the plan? I have dirty paws because Humom is too lazy to put out a fresh bowl of water. Really? How rude.
Furthermore, it has come to my attention that only the pregnant cats, and the cats with kittens get the Royal Canin canned cat food Everyday! Every single day! Seriously? I can't live on dry kibble and that cheap-o canned cat food from goodness only knows where once a week! I do my best to ask nicely, I wave my paw (the trick that always works for potato chips) I meow, I rub on the humans legs, I follow them as they walk towards the kitten nursery from which no plate has ever returned with food upon it! All to no avail !!
I also couldn't help but notice that my feather on a stick has not been replaced. Humom knows it's my favorite. Yes...I ATE it okay?! What else would any cat worth her salt do? I ate the feather on a stick....I stole it, I hid behind the chair, I ate it, and then I lovingly brought the remains to humom in order for her to realize that I required a new one. Where is it?!!
I give up, I may as well sleep with the dog!